Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear Rose Bar

To: Rose Bar; Syndicate PR
From: DBTH
Subject: Congratulations!

Dear Rose Bar,

We at Down By The Hipster would like to congratulate you on winning our first ever DBTH poll. With 52 votes cast out of a total of 195 , our readers have voted Rose Bar as having the most attractive female clientèle in New York City! YAY! It's not a majority, but it's not too shabby either. Obviously, your strategy is working, and we encourage you all to keep doing what you're doing.

Humbly,

DBTH

PS: Please share this with Sir Ian. Thanks!

16 comments:

weapon of choice said...

this whole poll was a complete joke. the women in NYC are atrocious. i was visiting the city last weekend and checked out both rose bar and 1OAK. all i saw were bunch of skinny girls who want to be the next adriana lima and douchebag guys throwing money around to impress them. if you new yorkers want to see real hot chicks who are also laid-back and fun, come visit the great city of Chicago. the talent at Chicago clubs, bars, and lounges, blow away the women of NYC.

Anonymous said...

Worst. Comment. Ever.
Chicago... HAHAHAHA. Thanks, Weapon, I needed a laugh today.

Anonymous said...

I will take that one further, if you wanna find laid back smart sexy ladies you could also hit up most Southern states (Atlanta, Texas). the thing is we are New Yorkers and we like our ladies like us with sass and edge and a bit of bitchiness. I have dated a girl from the midwest and yes they are sweet and polite but they are also boring as all Hell. ill take Ill take skinny jeans and quick wit any fucking Day....!

Anonymous said...

chicago? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Anonymous said...

truth be told, a poll like this is the will of the people. got to agree, the talent at rose bar is no joke. and, you can actually talk over the music.

weapon of choice said...

you NYC fools can laugh all you want. next time you're in chicago, visit nightlife spots like underground, manor, lumen, krem, y bar, enclave, rino, stone lotus, etc. the quality of women at these places make rose bar and 1OAK look like a fat women convention.

if you're intimidated by Chicago's exclusive nightlife, check out chicago during summer, especially rush street and lake michigan, when hotties are walking around half-naked. meanwhile, NYC is full of tourists and summer interns who are all baking in the oppressive humidity.

Anonymous said...

i'm sure chicago has good looking girls. Just bc you couldnt get laid in NY doesn't mean the talent here is lacking. My man, NYC is the model capital of the world to start, not to mention the hottest most sophisticated, hard working types. There's nothing sexier than a girl who is hot and knows what the fuck is up.

go back to the midwest where life is just... well a little easier for you. NY isn't for the thin skinned. give me a heads up when you're coming back and i'll tell the girls to go easy on you next time.

Danielle said...

Weapon I thought your issue with NY women was as follows "all i saw were bunch of skinny girls who want to be the next adriana lima" and you followed up by calling it a fat girl convention...what are you down anorexia or something...then you call out the tourist...ps you are one and no NY girl feels the need to hook up with tourists

weapon of choice said...

i doubt regular tourists get into spots like rose bar and 1oak. i went to college in the east coast and have a lot of friends in NYC. it's an ok city if you don't mind living somewhere with garbage bags on street corners, rats and cockroaches, and smelly people on subway trains. the nightlife is mediocre; everything is so hyped up, and yet gullible people move into NYC every day trying to live the glamorous life depicted on sex and the city. but in reality, there's nothing special about NYC, aside from undeserved arrogance. people like myself chose chicago over NYC because we want to be in a clean city with a high quality of life, and an awesome nightlife without NYC's pseudo elitism.

Anonymous said...

chicago.. i like the way this jokerster has been dealt with in the following posts... loser - i am surprised he even got into rose bar and 1OAK

Anonymous said...

chicago? underground? the biggest thing chicago nightlife has going for it is billy dec. small time. anyway, how can you even stand talking to those midwest girls with those ridiculous fucking accents?

Anonymous said...

do they have museums in chicago? lol

Anonymous said...

New Yorker's talking about accents, ha. Miami has more talent than both cities combined. And you don't have to go to a lounge to find it. Just walk outside.

Anonymous said...

Chicago women are all "mid-west skinny", which means a size 8 is considered skinny. Scary, but true.

Anonymous said...

are you not entertained?

Anonymous said...

You really had to go mess everything up and throw Miami into the mix. I am born and raised in this illustrious city and have been everywhere from Australia to Chile (yet to hit up Asia so that's excluded) and one of the only cities I have been to where you don't have to find a club to see the hottest women is Miami. Top three Miami Barcelona Venezuela