Thursday, May 01, 2008

DBTH Poll Results: Box is Stank

After posting the second DBTH poll asking what you think of the Box, the results are in and the people have spoken. It seems the Box isn't all that cool, with Stank and Rotten getting over 50% of the total votes. Dead on the vine actually came in second. Sorry Ray. Thanks for playing everyone.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

hate hate hate

Anonymous said...

down by the hipster open bar at the box, june 19th 2008 to celebrate all that is great in the world. everyone is invited. we are going to take the doors off the hinges and you can come and go as you please. don't worry about those pesky circus freaks and naked girls on the stage we kicked em out. don't want any unhappy hippies.

rsvp@yeahokayyeahright.com

Worm the Perm said...

This and Obama had to diss my hero Jermiah Wright in the same week! Oi vey. I may not sleep tonight! Very funny site guys. Keep up the good work.

Ray

Anonymous said...

This just in:

In an attempt to be hip again, the Box has just changed its name to Stank

Anonymous said...

chut up!

Anonymous said...

They changed the door staff a few months ago. The new guy at the door, Gaenz or however he spells his name has absolutely no idea what he's doing but thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread and unfortunately Simon doesn't seem to get that. Everyone is laughing at the guy, he doesn't know the right people and he's rude, neither work for a place where people spend at least $2K a table. People who can afford that on a regular basis are either fairly educated and expect to be treated politely at the very least, or they are culture-less nouveau rich. The former have started to stay away and now they are filling the place up with the latter. The place was great because it had a sexy "everything goes" family, almost swinger-club atmosphere to it which was its draw but when the door-guy starts to give deer-in-a-headlight stares to the regulars, the community aspect is lost and it becomes just another club, and for that it's way too expensive for what's left to play with. It's a shame.

genc said...

This is Genc, doorman at Box. You better stop talk shit about me and my nightclub. Or else I gonna rape you bad. Unless you is over 15 year of age or is woman female. Then no rape. Then make you eat poo poo.

genc said...

No this Genc. Why you talk all this talk on the internets about me? I chave great hair.

Anonymous said...

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010823438

Madonna and Justin Timberlake were at The Box on Wednesday night. So much for the results of this poll...

Anonymous said...

Yuck -- anon above -- why are you posting some random news feed saying that Madonna and Justin Timberlake were there at some Jose Cuervo sponsored party doing tequila shots, to try to make it sound cool? Like that somehow means it's cool? Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were at the Hawaiian Tropic in Times Square last weekend. Does that make the place cool?

If anything, it's all the more evidence that the crowd that hangs out on 27th street has now migrated over to Chrystie Street.

I guess people nowadays think that some place is DA SHIT just because some random celeb pops in (and in this case, neither of which actually lives in NY)

-- hey, I got a new hotspot for ya -- there's this secret place that both Madonna and Justin go to every single night -- it's been rumored that Britney and Paris occasionally stop in once in a while too -- it's called the toilet, -- i hear it's also kinda small and doesn't smell so good -- maybe you should check it out

p.s. And more importantly, if it's so cool, why weren't you there, rather than linking to some allheadlinenews.com article. and who else was at this 'celeb-filled' Jose Cuervo party?

Anonymous said...

if you define a club being hot by the celebrities who are there, then you are another brainless sheep in the herd. let me add that bitch is 50 YEARS OLD.

WillyBeG said...

http://eater.com/archives/2008/05/the_box_1.php

Hahaha looks like they are starting with Gimmicks now. Dinner Theater, really Simon???