Some Porno With Your Dogs?

It seems Crif Dog's new secret bar on St Marks has embarked on some kind of disinformation campaign. Luckily, we eat Lucky Charms. Our last box had a secret decoder ring, which we used to crack the code. Just kidding, we just used our Little Birdy Weekend Courier service to dig out the truth. Birdy checked in late night, saying "At Crif Dogs. Drunk and tried to get to the bathroom, but almost kicked down the door to new bar. Pierced counter girl told me it's not called Please Don't Tell. PDT stands for Porno Dog Tavern. Can order dogs at the bar and beers at the dog shop or something. Opens next week. And I just took down a Chihuahua, Spicy Redneck and tots." Damn. That's a lot of Crif Dog for one little birdy to take down. Hope you are feeling OK. Take the Porno Dog name for what it's worth. Definitely an improvement on Please Don't Tell. Color us impressed.